Kenichi and I have been together two years.
We still haven't...
PENIS WON'T FIT
MY BOYFRIEND GOT TOO BIG. WE DIDN'T DO ENOUGH FOREPLAY.
BIG
But we make it work, even if we can't get it inside.
Did you cum?
We have hands and mouths.
I suppose there's room for negotiating where he cums.
BIG
Is it actually big?
EPISODE 2
Me?
It's probably big. I got called King.
King?
Maybe the call girl was just flattering me.
-Call girl? -Yeah.
But I guess they can't say anything too off-base.
So, it's probably on the big side.
You go see call girls?
Does that bother you?
It was just once.
The guys took me when they found out I was a virgin.
Kumi.
You mad?
Come on.
Kumi.
Kumi?
Oh, Kumi! You're so cute, Kumi!
I'm sorry! Forgive me.
King, is this to your satisfaction?
Bring it closer, wench.
Sorry, sorry. I'm just kidding. Thank you.
-Delicious! -You're such a liar.
-I'm not, it's really good. -Is it?
Sounds like a lie.
His penis wouldn't fit,
but things were going well.
-Okay, I believe you. -Good.
What, you're not coming home for the holidays?
Why not?
Insinuating you have work?
Well then, if you're earning so much,
you won't need us to send money.
Or what?
Are you doing something you can't tell us?
Why is she always like this?
That's just how parents are.
No, she sees me as a blight.
A blight? That's harsh.
But it's true.
I don't get it.
You know,
I figure that parents instinctively love their children.
But there's so many examples that contradict that.
I have to understand if I'm going to become a teacher.
I forgot to mention,
but I'm going to talk to my parents.
-When? -This weekend.
MARUTA PARKING
Kenichi.
That's not what you're going to wear, right?
What?
Oh, no. Not again.
What?
This always happens.
What do you mean?
I just have bad luck.
I always end up with the defective crap.
If it's defective, then they'd replace it for you.
It's fine. I just accept it as fate.
Kenichi is always stuck with the defective items.
And now he's stuck with me.
Let me see that, I'll put it back on.
I wonder if Kenichi thinks I'm defective, too.
FUTABA APARTMENT
Make sure you eat.
Okay.
-Only one ice cream bar a day. -I know.
I'll call you at 10 tonight.
-Have a safe trip. -Bye.
But you know, Kenichi...
I...
Living in a town with nothing to do, all the high school kids had was sex.
Guess what? He told me I was better than his ex.
Seriously? Who's his ex?
Kana Nishiyama from Class 3?
-Yeah. -For real?
Is Kawabata good?
Probably, since he has a lot of sex.
Kana lost her virginity to Kawabata, right?
Actually, she didn't.
Then who was her first?
-Who do you think? -Who?
Egawa!
What!
Egawa?
That makes you Eskimo sisters, Sanae!
I only had sex with him one time.
That still counts!
That guy sleeps around way too much.
For real.
Why are you laughing so much, Sanae?
-I'm not laughing. -What is it?
Come on, what is it?
You can't tell anyone. You have to swear.
-It's tiny! -It's tiny?
Should you be telling us that?
I know the boy who she lost her virginity to.
How big is it?
The length?
How big?
-About this big. -That's tiny!
I believe this is the time in your lives
when you start to seriously consider your futures.
It wasn't just me.
I'm sure you have your worries and insecurities.
Everyone knows.
And his next partner.
And the next.
And then the person she sleeps with next.
And who that partner's partner slept with.
We all knew each other like a family tree.
...to find your role in society and the world.
To find what you need
in order to enjoy studying.
That is what I'd like you to consider.
What you want to be.
For me,
I didn't want to get dragged into that.
I believe that finding a balance is crucial.
Hey.
-Are you alone? -What?
What?
Didn't you follow me to fool around?
Hold on.
Why is that here?
What's it matter?
Have a seat.
Did you come to the festival so you could do something like this?
I mean, not just this.
I heard there were a lot of cute girls.
I'm not cute.
That's not true! You're really cute!
What's your name?
We don't need to do that.
I have to tell Kenichi.
Tell him I was able to do it with someone else.
Hello?
Hello? You picked up fast!
-I've been waiting. -I see.
What did you do today?
I went shopping.
What did you buy?
What?
I bet you just bought candy.
No.
-I bet you only bought candy. -No.
What did you buy?
At least three pieces of candy.
-No, not that many. -How many then?
-One. -I knew it.
Why didn't you just say so?
What time did you get there?
Not too long ago.
The crowds were crazy.
Aren't you from Tokyo?
Yeah, but it's been a while.
Hey.
What?
So...
What is it?
Never mind.
Come on, out with it!
Well.
I'll tell you when you get back.
What?
Okay, fine. I'll be back by tomorrow afternoon.
Have a safe trip back.
Thanks.
Good night then.
Good night.
Bye.
Nothing beats being home.
-Here. -Thanks.
Hey.
I decided to take the teaching certification test for Yamanashi.
Not here?
It's not like this is my hometown.
And I don't want to move to Tokyo just because my parents are there.
And Yamanashi
is a prefecture that puts focus on education.
So, I think that it's worth doing as a teacher.
Did your parents say it's okay?
They were reluctant.
I bet I'm going to miss this dump after I leave.
Kumi, you don't want to live here forever, right?
I've never thought about it before.
Then would you think about it?
Think about what?
You know, coming to Yamanashi next year too.
Only if I pass, of course.
Then we could live together again.
What?
You know,
I want to live with you forever.
So, what did you want to tell me?
On the phone last night.
Oh.
I forgot.
What? Come on, you have to remember.
It can't be that important if I forgot.
Good point.
Should we go eat then?
Okay.
A demon whispered in my ear.
"Just shove it in already."
Yeah, I just need to put it in.
Then that would solve everything.
Here.
Your total is 1,323 yen.
Shall I remove the plastic?
For the magazine?
No, that's okay.
Thank you.
Out of 1,500 yen.
Your change comes out to 177 yen.
-Thank you very much. -Thank you.
Is removing the plastic part of our protocol?
-No. -Then why?
I thought it would be funny.
You're awful.
-The poor girl. -Was that mean?
Welcome.
BETTER SEX WITH WOMEN IN CHARGE
I didn't care about keeping up appearances.
I searched to see if there were any articles
about getting the penis to fit.
SEX QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS
But I couldn't find any advice for people having our issues.
Apparently, they don't exist.
AMATEUR XXX PICS
The couples in the magazine
were enjoying sex with abandon.
So openly.
People living in the moment.
It's hard to imagine we're the same species.
In the end, Kenichi would leave the apartment
before we could get him to fit inside me.
Thanks.
GO! GO! MOVING CENTER
Don't be like that, we'll see each other again soon.
I'll call you every night at 10.
Don't forget to study for your teaching certification.
You don't need to cry.
Actually, there wasn't any need for a tearful farewell.
I routinely went to see Kenichi.
Why are you all dressed up?
I got a bonus.
Where are we going?
Getting my revenge.
This is snow crab shabu-shabu.
It's hard to get raw ones this time of year,
but this crab comes from Fukui prefecture.
Please use this for the shells.
-Ring the bell if you need anything. -Thank you.
Enjoy your meal.
Do you remember?
The all-you-can-eat crabs for 4,000 yen?
That's the one!
They were the thinnest crabs from God knows where!
That's why I wanted to treat you to some proper crabs.
These are from Fukui!
It's almost glistening!
Sparkle!
So blinding!
Thank you for the meal. I'm so full!
Okay, next is this.
Here.
You bought a phone?
Yeah.
Was pink on sale?
No, this is for you.
What?
What good does it do me if I'm the only one with a phone?
Don't worry, I'll pay for the minutes. Just don't call anywhere weird.
What's wrong? Are you upset?
No, of course not. But...
But what?
I'm just surprised.
I didn't think you cared about stuff like this.
Stuff like this?
Having cell phones, taking me to expensive restaurants.
That's because I've never had money before.
Sorry.
I couldn't even afford to buy you birthday presents before.
That never bothered me.
That's just who you are.
Anyway, there's one more place I want to take you.
Here?
I couldn't pick it on my own.
Which do you like, Kumi?
Don't hold back, pick the one you want.
Okay.
It's forever, after all.
What?
You'll marry me, won't you?
Are you sure? You can't even fit inside me.
Come on, hurry.
Which one?
Maybe this one.
What? You're holding back, aren't you?
No.
Really?
I like this one.
What about the one next to it?
No, I like this one.
Marriage, huh?
Why do people get married?
Tell us what you think, Yamamoto.
I don't know.
What do you mean you don't know?
It's something you're going to experience in your future some day!
Right.
I'm not moving on until I get an answer!
You can't go through life without understanding what it is!
Seriously?
Quiet down, she's going to answer.
Come on.
Yeah.
Oh.
Because it's financially difficult if you're alone.
What? Where's your sense of romance?
Wakayama! What about you?
Why do you think people get married?
Because they want to be with the person they love!
I mean, right?
It's all very simple.
Wait.
Oh, well.
Hello?
Were you asleep?
No.
You studying hard for your exam?
Yeah.
But the career counselor told me to take tests
for other prefectures, too.
Career counselor?
He's doing mock interviews with me, but I'm terrible at them.
Then let's practice interviewing this weekend.
Okay.
Why did you want
to become a teacher, Ms. Yamamoto?
Well,
I had a teacher in grade school who really helped me in my life, so I--
Is that true?
Is that teacher real?
-Was it that obvious? -Yes.
Because you're a bad liar. Just tell the truth.
Let's start over.
Why did you want to become a teacher, Ms. Yamamoto?
You can't think here. Just say how you really feel.
Because I was told
that teaching was the best profession
for a woman to have in order to support herself through life.
What?
You said to tell the truth.
Yeah, but who said that to you?
Aunt Kiyoko.
She's my mom's younger sister.
She was single and a grade school teacher.
It's okay.
Your parents won't get a divorce.
Really?
That's because my sister
can't get a divorce even if she wants one.
Why not?
Kumi.
You have to study hard,
so you're able to support yourself
without having to get married.
That's not a bad story,
but not something to share in an interview.
I thought not.
We'll think of something.
Let's move on.
Okay.
Why did you choose Yamanashi?
What's wrong?
Should I tell the truth for that, too?
Yeah, tell me. I want to hear.
Yamanashi prefecture has long been said to focus on education,
and is a wonderful place...
Stop that.
That's not the truth.
Stop tickling me!
Ms. Yamamoto, why do you want to be a teacher here?
Kumi?
I want to meet your parents.
You don't need to do that.
Of course I do, I want to do this right.
But...
Wait.
Have you not told them about getting married?
What about your job hunting?
Didn't you tell them you're not coming back?
Why not?
Kumi?
Because I don't want to tell them.
About us?
Because they'll object?
No, it's not like that.
Then what?
I told you before
that I hate my mother.
Yeah, but that much?
But the thing is, my mother hates me more
than I hate her.
So, that's why...
That's why?
That's why...
What was your plan, then?
Just start a job and get married without telling them anything?
Kumi.
Do you really think your mom hates you?
What?
Do you really think there are parents who can hate their children?
Then you can meet her and see for yourself.
She likes Mr. Sato!
She won't shut up about him!
What, you like him?
Everybody loves him!
That's so cute!
Hold on.
It is a pleasure to meet you. I am Kenichi Watanabe.
-Come on, get to school already. -Hello!
Get out of here!
See you later, Sis!
Please come in.
Right this way.
You're too young to get married.
Kumiko.
You're still in school.
And you don't know if you'll pass your teaching certification.
I will support her until she is able to become a teacher.
Support her?
I have been together with Kumiko for four years.
While that is by no means long,
we have always worked together to solve our problems.
And that's what
we'll continue to do going forward.
We're talking about the rest of your life.
Yes.
I'd like to spend the rest of my life with your daughter.
But
are you sure you want to settle for Kumiko?
I mean, she's not very thoughtful,
and she doesn't tell you how she feels.
You never know what she's thinking.
I'm just so ashamed as her mother.
Is that so?
I've never met someone so pure of heart.
Kenichi, was it?
Yes, sir.
Can you wait until Kumiko can find a job and settle down?
Yes, sir, of course.
You have my blessing.
Thank you very much.
You'll have to study for your exams then!
Yes.
Mom?
You'll stay for lunch, won't you? Let me make you something.
Don't worry about that!
We can order some delivery!
Have some tea.
You don't need to order. You cooked, didn't you?
I know you'd rather have delivery.
That's not true.
It looks good.
What is that?
Is that your engagement ring?
You're wearing that to class? How embarrassing!
It got stuck.
Give it here.
Come on.
Wow.
Here.
Hello, this is Yamamoto Supermarket.
Eat up!
I found a ray of hope.
Can you stop by the pharmacy?
Do you feel bad or something?
It's nothing like that.
Welcome.
Found it.
What's that?
A ray of hope.
Baby oil?
It says it's gentle on babies and mothers.
It could be gentle with us too.
Okay, pay attention.
If you take this,
and pour it on here...
The tight ring
comes right off!
If it can come right off, then it can go right in.
That's what you mean?
That's so cold! Wait, you'll stain the sheets.
Who cares?
Ready?
Yes.
It's in.
I got the tip in.
Sorry, does it hurt?
I'm okay.
What's wrong?
Let's stop.
Why?
We don't need to force it.
But we almost have it in.
Yeah, but...
Are you okay?
Get up for a second.
It's okay, it doesn't hurt.
It really doesn't hurt.
I had enough for tonight.
You did great.
We couldn't get it in at all before.
Okay?
We can take it slow.
One centimeter at a time.
We have the rest of our lives.
Hey.
Do you think babies conceived with baby oil
will be born having oily skin?
Want to take a bath?
Thank you.
At the time, we assumed we could see the light at the end of the tunnel.
Subtitle translation by Zensho Yamamoto